Gruen Haikus

The Gruen Transfer held a Twitter comp to win a copy of their new book. Winner produced the best Gruen-related Haiku. I didn't win. But I thought they were so good they had to be published. So here they are:

Wednesday Night, Gruen Time
Todd's so hot, Wil looks fine, mo-
torized poo, fun times

On Todd's Tshirts I
ponder, Will's hair ever higher,
who will win the turd?

Ads on ABC,
only to mock, don't worry,
Turd is on a horse!

Good Haiku I must
write for Gruen & Todd I love
but broke sadly I am

and finally:

Gruen Nation the
only good thing in
tedious election