A girl's guide to cricket

Saturday, November 20, 2010
Over at Mamamia Julie Cowdroy has been doing wonderful cheat sheets on important things like the election, Aung Sung Suu Kyi, Asylum seekers etc. So I thought I'd do one on something I know a little about: cricket! So here we go:


A Girl's Guide to Cricket:

 
Official terms in italics, layman's terms in (brackets)
I will explain based on the most tolerable form of cricket for newcomers, the One Dayer, {with notes on how the other forms differ.}





Types of cricket
There are three types of cricket. Test matches, Limited Overs Cricket (more commonly called One day Matches or One dayers) and T20s (said 'twenty''twentys').
Test matches take up to five days, One Dayers take (you guessed it) one day, and T20s take a few hours.

hint: If you are asked to attend a cricket match, make sure it's a T20. They are designed to be more attractive to a non-cricket tragic & have lots of music, fireworks and other excitement that would not be found at the other forms. Plus they only take an evening, instead of up to 5 days. You can pretend to be interested for an evening right?

Play
Cricket is a team game, with 11 players on each side. Each player must bat, but not all players bowl. Each team bats once. {In test cricket each team bats twice}
Each team must face 50 overs. An over is six balls. A ball is one guy bowling (throwing) the ball at a guy on the other team who is batting. So the bowler bowls the ball six times to the batter and that equals one over. Still with me?

Brett Lee (in weird bending over position) bowling to Sachin Tendulkar (left) at the Adelaide Oval.


So in one day cricket each side gets to bat for 50 overs. In T20 cricket each side gets 20 overs (hence the name) and in Test cricket each side gets to bat for as long as they like.

The aim of the batting team is to score more runs than the other team. The aim of the bowling team is to get the batsman out.

Runs: you score one run for each time you make it to the other end of the pitch (flat, level rectangle in the middle of the field). You must put your foot or bat on the other side of the crease (white line) for the run to count.

You get four runs if you hit the ball and it makes it to the boundary rope (or fence).
You get six runs if you hit the ball over the boundary rope (or fence) without bouncing first.

Getting out: (to loose your wicket) The aim of the bowling side is to get the batsman out. There are 10 ways a batsman can get out.
  1. caught He hits the ball into the air and someone from the other team catches it before it touches the ground. 
  2. bowled The bowler bowls (throws) the ball and it hits the stumps, knocking the bails off.
  3. run out The batsman attempts to get a run, but before he puts his foot or bat across the crease someone on the other team takes the bails off the stumps with the ball (either by throwing it & hitting the stumps or by holding the ball & using that hand).
  4. stumped The batsman does not have his foot behind the crease when the ball is being bowled and the wicketkeeper knocks the bails off the stumps with the ball.
  5. timed out * The batsman takes too long to get out onto the field after the last wicket has fallen (guy has gotten out)
  6. handled ball * The batsman touches the ball with his hands. Often you will see the ball fall at the batsman's feet and he will either kick it or use his bat to push it to an opposition player. If he picked it up with his hands he could technically be out, however it would be seen as unsporting behaviour for the other team to appeal to the umpire over this. Note: if the ball hits the batsman's hands during play, that counts as part of the bat, and therefore he can be caught out (#1)
  7. LBW (leg before wicket) The most confusing of the dismissals (ways of getting out). Basically the batsman uses his leg to stop the ball from hitting the stumps.
  8. Hit wicket The batsman hits the wicket with his foot, bat or anything else, and the bails fall off.
  9. Hit the ball twice * The exception to this rule is that if the ball was going to hit the stumps you are allowed to hit it again to stop it but then you may not run.
  10. Obstructing the field * The batsman deliberately gets in the way of someone from the other team.

    *very unusual ways of getting out. I've never seen them.
Diagram of a cricket pitch. Note the popping crease (have to touch foot/bat behind to score run, also important in stumpings) and the stumps.

This may be a little too detailed.... weirdly it includes 'clothing' but not the bails! (on top of the stumps) The black dot in the middle of the middle stump is the stump camera & microphone. The person on the left is the wicketkeeper, and the batsman is on the right.

Scoring: The score is written with the number of wickets fallen (people out) before the slash / then the number of runs the team has scored.
For example Aus 4/183 means Australia has scored 183 runs and 4 of their batsmen have gotten out. Keep in mind there are 10 wickets to fall and the best batsmen bat first. {In Test cricket your best batsman will often come in at number 4} By the time you get to 8/something you can't expect the rest of the batsmen to score many runs as their specialty is bowling, not batting. (Everyone has to bat)

When a team has lost all their wickets (10 people have gotten out) it is the end of their innings. In One dayers and T20s each team gets one innings. The number of runs the team scores is their total, and the other team has a target of the first team's total plus 1. 
{In tests each team gets two innings. The aim of the game is to both: get the opposition out twice (or get 20 wickets) plus score more runs then them.}
A cricket mascot
This is the basics. I'll address more complicated issues such as fielding positions, different forms of bowling, illegal deliveries, umpires, ducks and strategies etc in further posts. 

Does that make sense?  Post any questions below & I'll try to get to them!



Cooking Fail gets worse!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010





So, after yesterday's spectacular cooking fail I'm sure you're all dying to know what happened next! I assumed that the cookies would dry out on the drying rack, but after a few hours I picked them up only to discover: soggy mess! It was gross, to say the least! 

I thought the solution would be to put them in the oven for a bit to dry out, but as you can see above, they just sort of...melted.

yuck. 

I am very lucky to have a Prince who will eat, literally, anything. (the missing cookie above was eaten whilst soggy, even before the oven disaster!)
Rose: Congats to Prince William & Kate Middleton on their engagement! I always thought he would marry me, but I found my own (dare I say better?!) Prince. All the best for their life together, I'm sure it won't be an easy road! xx

Cooking Fail

Monday, November 15, 2010
Look what's on my kitchen bench:



How wonderful, homemade cookies fresh from the oven. 

WRONG!

These are store bought cookies we were given. Surprisingly delicious. Why are they on the rack?

Because I dropped them. In the bin. Where I'd just emptied my Robot Vacuum.

So I rinsed them off & put them on the rack. Cooking fail.

Reckon they're still edible??

~Stretchy P. xx

Credit

Thanks to Nymfont for my beautiful new template! I'm loving it! =) It's beautifully designed, with everything all done, v. professional!

Thanks Lauren!

Quotes

Saturday, November 13, 2010
I'm currently reading Living Oprah by Robyn Okrant. It's fabulous, about a woman who decides to do everything Oprah says for a year (2008). Just came across the best quote:

  • "I say we should all just toss our underwear at each other, without discrimination, or stop doing it altogether." 


Okrant, R. 2009. Living Oprah. Sydney:HarperCollinsPublishers


(she's referring to how people throw underwear at famous people, but not those who aren't celebrities.)

    Anyway, it made me start thinking about some of my favourite quotes. In highschool I liked
    • Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
    Whereas the latest quote I've copied out is from Mother Teresa where she says
    • We ourselves know that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean, but the ocean is less because of that missing drop
    I find that hugely encouraging, I tend to get overwhelmed at the injustices and pain in the world & want to give up. This spurs me forward.

    What are your favourite quotes?


      Spoonie vid

      Friday, November 12, 2010
      Hi all,

      Check out the Spoon Theory creator's youtube vid here. She details some of her spoonie journey, then at the end are a whole bunch of us spoonies! If you keep your eyes peeled you can even see me & my best spoonie friend!



      Rose: I have a cold, but have discovered that taking HEAPS of Vit C is helping =)

      Voting

      Saturday, November 6, 2010
      Us, again...

       Yep, apparently we have to vote *again* this year. How much will you give me for a tie?? =)

      So anyway, if you want to vote according to issues the Victoria Votes website breaks down party policies according to issues. It's a Christian website but they report all the parties & it's really nice to have everything in one place. Plus how to vote above & below the line & all sorts of other voting things.

      Check it out if you care about a specific issue.

      ~Stretchy P.


      Rose: my best friend is due to have her second on Nov 27. Can't wait to meet new Baby C! xxx

      Spoonie

      Friday, November 5, 2010
      I'm a spoonie

      Over at But You Don't Look Sick (author of the wonderful Spoon Theory) there was a photo contest. Thought for this Photo Friday I'd post one of my entries.



      I reckon we should have a spoonie button to identify our spoonie selves. Anyone know of one? (or how to create one??)

      Wishing you a weekend of good health! ~Stretchy P. xx

      Need 2 find a counselor?

      I just found the Australian Psychological Society website. If you need to find a counselor you can type in where you are, what type of counseling you require and you can even tick 'medicare accredited' so you can get $ back from medicare. What a good idea! It can be so hard to find the right counsellor, wish I had known about this earlier!!

      Here's the link, look under 'community information':




      Rose: I, quite randomly, found the prefect counselor for me. He's been *soooo* helpful & helped me turn my life around.

      To organic or not to organic?

      Thursday, November 4, 2010
      A few months ago when Goopa launched I tried to find 'the list' of what you need to eat organic & what doesn't matter as much. With Goopa we basically ate everything organic, but now they're taking a break over the warmer months we are back to conventional produce :( :(

      So, here it is, via Mamamia: What to try & eat organic

      Try & eat organic:
      • Celery
      • Peaches
      • Strawberries
      • Apples
      • Blueberries (Domestic)
      • Nectarines
      • Sweet Bell Peppers (capsicum)
      • Spinach
      • Collard Greens/Kale
      • Cherries
      • Potatoes
      • Grapes (Imported)
       The ones you don't need to worry about so much:
      • Onions
      • Avocados
      • Sweet Corn
      • Pineapples
      • Mangoes
      • Sweet Peas
      • Asparagus
      • Kiwi
      • Cabbage
      • Eggplant
      • Cantaloupe (Domestic)
      • Watermelon
      • Grapefruit
      • Sweet Potatoes
      • Honeydew Melon
      So there you go. What do you try & eat? Do you care about free range eggs or fairtrade items?

      We love to see the batsman at the wicket...

      Wednesday, November 3, 2010
      Adelaide oval - 2 years ago
      *sings* Cricket, Cricket!

      If there's ever a spoonie sport it's cricket. It goes for 5 days! If you're feeling sick you can lie there & happily know there's nearly a week of entertainment on the TV for you.

      The Prince & I <3 cricket. We even plan our summer holidays so that we can watch cricket at different grounds around Aus. This summer we're trying for Sydney (3-7 Jan 2011), we just need to find somewhere to stay.

      So tonight for date night we're having spag bol (his fav) & watching the cricket. Perfect!

      This year with the famous sign


      Rose: I start work tomorrow! I have a casual job, where I can do 4-6 hrs a day, and they even have a 'rest room' where I can lie down if I'm not feeling well. Yay!