Spoonie castle

Monday, December 27, 2010

This last week has shown me how much I have set up my life, and my house, to accommodate my M.E./CFS Spoonie-ness.

Over Christmas we spent two nights at my mother-in-law's, and now we are house-sitting in a beautiful place near the beach. It's a magnificent house, but not quite set up for a Spoonie.
from weheartit.com

Some ways I've made our house more Spoonie friendly:
  • washing detergent. I use earth-friendly products, so as not to further poison our waterways. I noticed they don't here when the sheets smelt so strongly of chemicals I had to get out a new Christmas candle! (thx 2 my MIL for the beautiful lavender scent!)
  • high quality sheets. The sheets don't matter so much as the pillowcases. I can't stand rough material on my face.
  • Proper bed. I spent two nights on a trampoline-type sofa bed. No one has ever woken from a sofa-bed and said "gee, I slept well last night". Particularly not a hyper-sensitive Spoonie. I had a 30 minute rant last night about the sofa bed, so I'll spare you and just say I was longing to just roll out the yoga mat & sleep on that!
  • Proper pillow. I have one of those funny shaped memory foam pillows. Sooo good. Handle a good old Spoonie Migraine no worries. Brought this with me, so no worries here.
  • Dog. We get a free holiday here near the beach with the proviso that we walk the dog. There are many things I love about our cat, and one of them is that he doesn't need walking!!
 




Cat please!
 So what do you do to make your life easier? What do you miss on holidays?

Rose: a free holiday in a beautiful house, close to the beach! What more could you want?? =)

Housewife Olympics

Wednesday, December 22, 2010



In 2006 I was a vounteer at the Melbourne 2006 Commonwealth Games. I was in the athletes village helping athletes & officials with their transport needs. It was a very positive experience, and I got to go to the closing ceremony, but I lost my interest in large scale sporting 'events'.







This morning, as I was putting the washing on, I realised it's because they're not relevant. The events? They're a little silly. Water polo? Who does that? High jump? It just brings bad bad memories from high school. What we need is to celebrate real achievements.

I, for example, am master of the Pick-up-Discarded-Laundry-with-foot-and-Flick-up-to-Hand event. I'm also very fast at the It's-Raining-Quick-Get-the-Washing race. I'm okay at Cooking-for-coeliacs but am stumped by a new event in our family: low-fructose-cooking.

So what do you think of a Housewife Olympics? Obviously all competition would be in the form of clips uploaded to the net - who has time to go out? - that would just make more work!


What events would you like to watch? What category would you win?


~Stretchy Princess
Gold medalist: Pick-up-Discarded-Laundry-with-foot-and-Flick-up-to-Hand, 2010


The Christmas Rose
Rose: had lovely Christmas dessert last night with my parents & sister. It was short but perfect.

U2 360 Melbourne Dec 1 2010

My beautiful sister & I went to see U2 when they were here in Melbourne.  What an amazing night! They sure know how to put on a rock concert! Highlights: Rejoice! Rejoice! to celebrate Aung San Suu Kyi's release in Burma & the huge crowd singing Amazing Grace (well, some of them anyway!) Hearing Amazing Grace sung on mass at Colonial Stadium was pretty special!

Here's some links for photos & clips from the night:


Don't look before you laugh, look ugly in a photograph...

~Stretchy P xx

My soapbox: Asylum Seekers

Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Right. I am hopping on my soapbox. If you don't want to hear my opinion about asylum seekers, look away now!

This "issue" [it's not an issue - they are PEOPLE] has been getting my blood boiling for awhile now. Every few days there's another news report about asylum seekers protesting, suicides in detention centres or more "boat people" coming. And of course this last week there was the tragedy of 27 people losing their lives off the shore of Christmas island.

Here's some good links:

Mamamia's 10 thing's you need to know about Asylum Seekers. Written Dec 17, 2010. (#1 - it's not illegal to come here on a boat seeking asylum!!)

Amnesty International's website Re-think Refugees

Great piece by Matt Granfield: Open letter to my dad

Me, I'm angry. Why does Amnesty International need a website for something happening in our, wonderful, civilized country?? How, oh how, did we not know that boat was off the shore of Christmas Island before it crashed and 27 people died? How were they not transported to a different boat 10ks off shore? My heart breaks when I think what people have endured, and then we lock them up??

I'll post more on this when I've calmed down. *goes out to hit something*

Photo Friday - U2

Friday, December 10, 2010
Last week I was lucky enough to see U2 live! 
(possibly still having a spoonie flare as a result, but oh so worth it!) 
I didn't get any really good pics, and my phone died about 3 songs in =( 
But they're good memory boosters!


waiting for the show to start


The spaceship was scarily arachnid-like, but looked awesome during the show. 

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You know you're a Hopeless Romantic when...

Monday, December 6, 2010
I'm currently experiencing a spoonie flare for unknown reasons. (U2 concert? heat? Christmas stress?) So I'm eating up chick lit books from the library & watching sleeping through the cricket.

Today's book is Gemma Townley's The Hopeless Romantic's Handbook. (2007). Ballantine books: New York. Here's an excerpt:

Ten Ways of Knowing That You're a Hopeless Romantic

1. You believe in happy endings, and refuse to let others' cynicism or difficult manner deter you. 

2. Laughter and tears come easily to you, such is your level of sympathy for, and empathy with, others.

3. When the skies are gray and full of rain, you see the romance of being caught in a downpour; when skies are blue and the sun is shining are excited by the prospect of a day spent walking in the park. Everything is an opportunity to you' everything brings hope and anticipation.

4. You are not impressed by grand gestures or expensive gifts that are presented as substitutions for thoughtfulness. A single flower that is presented honestly and with love is worth a thousand bouquets of the sweetest smelling roses proffered by a fickle admirer. 

5. If something is very important to you, you don't give up. Ever. You chase your dream, refuse (politely, of course) to take no for an answer, and do everything within your power to make your dream come true...

If that's a hopeless romantic, feel free to call me one! I want to be a person who is brave, focusses on the positives in life and tries to spread a little joy.  And yes, I know that's only five, that's how it is in the book!

Wishing you a beautiful day!

~Stretchy P xx

Rose: the library! Ours has online renewals & holds. So many chick lits, all for free! =)

Christmas wish list

Friday, December 3, 2010

Forgive this rather self-indulgent post! But as the Stretchy Princess blog is partially just my personal spot on the web I thought I'd post my Christmas Wishlist here for easy access to the Prince!






So here we have, in no particular order, things this Princess might like for Christmas:
  • CDs: classic jazz, Oud music or cello music ($5 bargain bin would be great here!)
  • Big Bang Theory DVDs
  • organic rosehip oil (this is a beauty product - available at Chemists & beauty places - $30 and up)
  • recipe box from safeway -light blue. Kath has one
  • cute hairclips. Bobbypins with bilas! ;)
  • red sparkly nail polish
  • Plants: kaffir lime tree. Avocado tree. 
    • herbs: chives & basil

Fav TV show atm.
A'kin Rosehip oil














What's on your wishlist?

(and don't say things like peace and love etc - we all want those! This is a *practical* list! ;)

A girl's guide to cricket

Saturday, November 20, 2010
Over at Mamamia Julie Cowdroy has been doing wonderful cheat sheets on important things like the election, Aung Sung Suu Kyi, Asylum seekers etc. So I thought I'd do one on something I know a little about: cricket! So here we go:


A Girl's Guide to Cricket:

 
Official terms in italics, layman's terms in (brackets)
I will explain based on the most tolerable form of cricket for newcomers, the One Dayer, {with notes on how the other forms differ.}





Types of cricket
There are three types of cricket. Test matches, Limited Overs Cricket (more commonly called One day Matches or One dayers) and T20s (said 'twenty''twentys').
Test matches take up to five days, One Dayers take (you guessed it) one day, and T20s take a few hours.

hint: If you are asked to attend a cricket match, make sure it's a T20. They are designed to be more attractive to a non-cricket tragic & have lots of music, fireworks and other excitement that would not be found at the other forms. Plus they only take an evening, instead of up to 5 days. You can pretend to be interested for an evening right?

Play
Cricket is a team game, with 11 players on each side. Each player must bat, but not all players bowl. Each team bats once. {In test cricket each team bats twice}
Each team must face 50 overs. An over is six balls. A ball is one guy bowling (throwing) the ball at a guy on the other team who is batting. So the bowler bowls the ball six times to the batter and that equals one over. Still with me?

Brett Lee (in weird bending over position) bowling to Sachin Tendulkar (left) at the Adelaide Oval.


So in one day cricket each side gets to bat for 50 overs. In T20 cricket each side gets 20 overs (hence the name) and in Test cricket each side gets to bat for as long as they like.

The aim of the batting team is to score more runs than the other team. The aim of the bowling team is to get the batsman out.

Runs: you score one run for each time you make it to the other end of the pitch (flat, level rectangle in the middle of the field). You must put your foot or bat on the other side of the crease (white line) for the run to count.

You get four runs if you hit the ball and it makes it to the boundary rope (or fence).
You get six runs if you hit the ball over the boundary rope (or fence) without bouncing first.

Getting out: (to loose your wicket) The aim of the bowling side is to get the batsman out. There are 10 ways a batsman can get out.
  1. caught He hits the ball into the air and someone from the other team catches it before it touches the ground. 
  2. bowled The bowler bowls (throws) the ball and it hits the stumps, knocking the bails off.
  3. run out The batsman attempts to get a run, but before he puts his foot or bat across the crease someone on the other team takes the bails off the stumps with the ball (either by throwing it & hitting the stumps or by holding the ball & using that hand).
  4. stumped The batsman does not have his foot behind the crease when the ball is being bowled and the wicketkeeper knocks the bails off the stumps with the ball.
  5. timed out * The batsman takes too long to get out onto the field after the last wicket has fallen (guy has gotten out)
  6. handled ball * The batsman touches the ball with his hands. Often you will see the ball fall at the batsman's feet and he will either kick it or use his bat to push it to an opposition player. If he picked it up with his hands he could technically be out, however it would be seen as unsporting behaviour for the other team to appeal to the umpire over this. Note: if the ball hits the batsman's hands during play, that counts as part of the bat, and therefore he can be caught out (#1)
  7. LBW (leg before wicket) The most confusing of the dismissals (ways of getting out). Basically the batsman uses his leg to stop the ball from hitting the stumps.
  8. Hit wicket The batsman hits the wicket with his foot, bat or anything else, and the bails fall off.
  9. Hit the ball twice * The exception to this rule is that if the ball was going to hit the stumps you are allowed to hit it again to stop it but then you may not run.
  10. Obstructing the field * The batsman deliberately gets in the way of someone from the other team.

    *very unusual ways of getting out. I've never seen them.
Diagram of a cricket pitch. Note the popping crease (have to touch foot/bat behind to score run, also important in stumpings) and the stumps.

This may be a little too detailed.... weirdly it includes 'clothing' but not the bails! (on top of the stumps) The black dot in the middle of the middle stump is the stump camera & microphone. The person on the left is the wicketkeeper, and the batsman is on the right.

Scoring: The score is written with the number of wickets fallen (people out) before the slash / then the number of runs the team has scored.
For example Aus 4/183 means Australia has scored 183 runs and 4 of their batsmen have gotten out. Keep in mind there are 10 wickets to fall and the best batsmen bat first. {In Test cricket your best batsman will often come in at number 4} By the time you get to 8/something you can't expect the rest of the batsmen to score many runs as their specialty is bowling, not batting. (Everyone has to bat)

When a team has lost all their wickets (10 people have gotten out) it is the end of their innings. In One dayers and T20s each team gets one innings. The number of runs the team scores is their total, and the other team has a target of the first team's total plus 1. 
{In tests each team gets two innings. The aim of the game is to both: get the opposition out twice (or get 20 wickets) plus score more runs then them.}
A cricket mascot
This is the basics. I'll address more complicated issues such as fielding positions, different forms of bowling, illegal deliveries, umpires, ducks and strategies etc in further posts. 

Does that make sense?  Post any questions below & I'll try to get to them!



Cooking Fail gets worse!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010





So, after yesterday's spectacular cooking fail I'm sure you're all dying to know what happened next! I assumed that the cookies would dry out on the drying rack, but after a few hours I picked them up only to discover: soggy mess! It was gross, to say the least! 

I thought the solution would be to put them in the oven for a bit to dry out, but as you can see above, they just sort of...melted.

yuck. 

I am very lucky to have a Prince who will eat, literally, anything. (the missing cookie above was eaten whilst soggy, even before the oven disaster!)
Rose: Congats to Prince William & Kate Middleton on their engagement! I always thought he would marry me, but I found my own (dare I say better?!) Prince. All the best for their life together, I'm sure it won't be an easy road! xx

Cooking Fail

Monday, November 15, 2010
Look what's on my kitchen bench:



How wonderful, homemade cookies fresh from the oven. 

WRONG!

These are store bought cookies we were given. Surprisingly delicious. Why are they on the rack?

Because I dropped them. In the bin. Where I'd just emptied my Robot Vacuum.

So I rinsed them off & put them on the rack. Cooking fail.

Reckon they're still edible??

~Stretchy P. xx

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Quotes

Saturday, November 13, 2010
I'm currently reading Living Oprah by Robyn Okrant. It's fabulous, about a woman who decides to do everything Oprah says for a year (2008). Just came across the best quote:

  • "I say we should all just toss our underwear at each other, without discrimination, or stop doing it altogether." 


Okrant, R. 2009. Living Oprah. Sydney:HarperCollinsPublishers


(she's referring to how people throw underwear at famous people, but not those who aren't celebrities.)

    Anyway, it made me start thinking about some of my favourite quotes. In highschool I liked
    • Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
    Whereas the latest quote I've copied out is from Mother Teresa where she says
    • We ourselves know that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean, but the ocean is less because of that missing drop
    I find that hugely encouraging, I tend to get overwhelmed at the injustices and pain in the world & want to give up. This spurs me forward.

    What are your favourite quotes?


      Spoonie vid

      Friday, November 12, 2010
      Hi all,

      Check out the Spoon Theory creator's youtube vid here. She details some of her spoonie journey, then at the end are a whole bunch of us spoonies! If you keep your eyes peeled you can even see me & my best spoonie friend!



      Rose: I have a cold, but have discovered that taking HEAPS of Vit C is helping =)

      Voting

      Saturday, November 6, 2010
      Us, again...

       Yep, apparently we have to vote *again* this year. How much will you give me for a tie?? =)

      So anyway, if you want to vote according to issues the Victoria Votes website breaks down party policies according to issues. It's a Christian website but they report all the parties & it's really nice to have everything in one place. Plus how to vote above & below the line & all sorts of other voting things.

      Check it out if you care about a specific issue.

      ~Stretchy P.


      Rose: my best friend is due to have her second on Nov 27. Can't wait to meet new Baby C! xxx

      Spoonie

      Friday, November 5, 2010
      I'm a spoonie

      Over at But You Don't Look Sick (author of the wonderful Spoon Theory) there was a photo contest. Thought for this Photo Friday I'd post one of my entries.



      I reckon we should have a spoonie button to identify our spoonie selves. Anyone know of one? (or how to create one??)

      Wishing you a weekend of good health! ~Stretchy P. xx

      Need 2 find a counselor?

      I just found the Australian Psychological Society website. If you need to find a counselor you can type in where you are, what type of counseling you require and you can even tick 'medicare accredited' so you can get $ back from medicare. What a good idea! It can be so hard to find the right counsellor, wish I had known about this earlier!!

      Here's the link, look under 'community information':




      Rose: I, quite randomly, found the prefect counselor for me. He's been *soooo* helpful & helped me turn my life around.

      To organic or not to organic?

      Thursday, November 4, 2010
      A few months ago when Goopa launched I tried to find 'the list' of what you need to eat organic & what doesn't matter as much. With Goopa we basically ate everything organic, but now they're taking a break over the warmer months we are back to conventional produce :( :(

      So, here it is, via Mamamia: What to try & eat organic

      Try & eat organic:
      • Celery
      • Peaches
      • Strawberries
      • Apples
      • Blueberries (Domestic)
      • Nectarines
      • Sweet Bell Peppers (capsicum)
      • Spinach
      • Collard Greens/Kale
      • Cherries
      • Potatoes
      • Grapes (Imported)
       The ones you don't need to worry about so much:
      • Onions
      • Avocados
      • Sweet Corn
      • Pineapples
      • Mangoes
      • Sweet Peas
      • Asparagus
      • Kiwi
      • Cabbage
      • Eggplant
      • Cantaloupe (Domestic)
      • Watermelon
      • Grapefruit
      • Sweet Potatoes
      • Honeydew Melon
      So there you go. What do you try & eat? Do you care about free range eggs or fairtrade items?

      We love to see the batsman at the wicket...

      Wednesday, November 3, 2010
      Adelaide oval - 2 years ago
      *sings* Cricket, Cricket!

      If there's ever a spoonie sport it's cricket. It goes for 5 days! If you're feeling sick you can lie there & happily know there's nearly a week of entertainment on the TV for you.

      The Prince & I <3 cricket. We even plan our summer holidays so that we can watch cricket at different grounds around Aus. This summer we're trying for Sydney (3-7 Jan 2011), we just need to find somewhere to stay.

      So tonight for date night we're having spag bol (his fav) & watching the cricket. Perfect!

      This year with the famous sign


      Rose: I start work tomorrow! I have a casual job, where I can do 4-6 hrs a day, and they even have a 'rest room' where I can lie down if I'm not feeling well. Yay!

      Can you date an Xbox?

      Saturday, October 30, 2010
      As a teenager I swore I would never have computer games in my house. Boy was I wrong! I apparently didn't plan on marrying. Or at least not marrying someone my age & Australian. As of last week we have an Xbox, Playstation 2 and are borrowing a Wii. And that doesn't even count computer or facebook games! Ah, the ideals of youth *sigh*

      I was also crazy about the Beatles. (I was obviously born 30 years too late). So tonight I have borrowed Across the Universe to watch as my consolidatory I'm-not-an-Xbox-widow-I-am-choosing-to-spend-Saturday-night-alone Chick Flick.

      A few months ago on Mamamia we were invited to describe our sex lives in three words here. The answers were great, here's a sampling:

      14. Non. Existent.
      Hot. Loud. Daily.
      knock me up
      Too much effort.

      (and before you search for me, I didn't comment!)

      My fav was zz's  always.playing.xbox

      Whilst the Prince is not that bad, I was wondering the other day if he is dating the Xbox. He buys special treats & sets aside time for the Xbox. Just need to train him to do the same for me! ;)

      That's okay, gives me lots of time to watch Beatles movies...

      ~Stretchy P. xx

      Mental health in Australia

      Friday, October 29, 2010
      Lana, of Sharpest Pencil has written the most beautiful post about her BIL who suffers from severe schizophrenia. A MUST read. Check it out now.

      click here - I dare you!

      Go on - you MUST!

      ~Stretchy P.





      Rose: when I suffered a mental health illness I was diagnosed early, treated effectively and recovered well. I wish the same for Lana's BIL xxx